I'mma' boss ass bitch!
kitty-sunshine:

I agree i never get sick of it

kitty-sunshine:

I agree i never get sick of it

silvermoon424:

Crystal Star, Cosmic Heart Compact, and Crisis Moon Compact mirror brooches by Starlight Studio:

I own all three of these mirrors (in addition to the old Crystal Star brooch, which is no longer available) and I can’t recommend Starlight Studio’s work enough! Not only is the craftsmanship outstanding, they ship very quickly and for free!

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

coffeeandcastiel:

whosthisdouchefag:

do you think this is a fucking game

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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londonjade:

I fucking love this show.