I'mma' boss ass bitch!
gastrogirl:

funfetti cake with marzipan bunting.

tastefullyoffensive:

Foiled again. [clbuk]

rawdi-kun:

THE WAY HE WAS ABOUT TO GRAB THE DICK AND WAS LIKE "WAIT NO NVM" I’M DYING

rawdi-kun:

THE WAY HE WAS ABOUT TO GRAB THE DICK AND WAS LIKE "WAIT NO NVM" I’M DYING

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 



Your chickens are nuts.


I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 

Your chickens are nuts.

I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

It’s on netflix

A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)

Yes

(via 000hidinginthelight000)

Is that all you care about, money and applause? And sex, for which I generally get applause.

vinebox:

How to deny a baby