I have chicken nugget power!
GOOD GOD! :P

GOOD GOD! :P

crazed-and-confused:

LAUGHING SELF INTO A COMA 

crazed-and-confused:

LAUGHING SELF INTO A COMA 

jediminxy:

jedigrrrl:

LOVE this Artoo & Threepio friendship necklace!

Heather and I NEED these

jediminxy:

jedigrrrl:

LOVE this Artoo & Threepio friendship necklace!

Heather and I NEED these

Motherfuckin’ Jules Quotes, Pulp Fiction (1994)

Cartman knows his place.

ofiron:

221-inkfish:

idleescapist:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottlesand capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, ondriveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in therubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - inabout 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes withenough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out isboiling hot as well.Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in thegutter, etc.Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A littlewater. A small piece of foil.Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informedof this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Do not let anyone else touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

never not reblog

If you ever see a bottle that is in any way bloated, or disfigured, do not hesitate to call the police. Its kind of silly calling the police over a soda bottle but it is better to do so THAN to have it blow up in your damn face/hands. The police are probably aware of it and will detonate it safely. Do not touch it! They may be lying anyway in a yard, or playground, and etc. Please let your kids know! 

jfc is everyone insane nowadays why the fuck would you do something like this

ofiron:

221-inkfish:

idleescapist:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Do not let anyone else touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

never not reblog

If you ever see a bottle that is in any way bloated, or disfigured, do not hesitate to call the police. Its kind of silly calling the police over a soda bottle but it is better to do so THAN to have it blow up in your damn face/hands. The police are probably aware of it and will detonate it safely. Do not touch it! They may be lying anyway in a yard, or playground, and etc. Please let your kids know! 

jfc is everyone insane nowadays why the fuck would you do something like this

Queen - ‘39, live at Earls Court 1977 [x]

(x)